Tuesday, March 06, 2018


Wine haiku reviews by Lane Steinberg. 

Here's the back story:

My elderly Junior High School English teacher, Miss Gimpel, introduced me to haiku. I had a real fondness for her, but her enthusiasm for haiku didn't make much of an impression on me. My earliest memory of drinking red wine is sharing a bottle of Night Train with a dishwasher at the summer camp where I worked as a waiter. I didn't like that much, either. Now I love both haiku and wine. They go well together. These haikus provide a quick blast of an impression without getting too specific. For the purposes of this website, all haikus are strict 5-7-5 syllables per line. I post periodically, adding from the top down.

USA TODAY writes about Red Wine Haiku!

A very generous entry about this blog appears in a new book by Michael J Gelb. 

All material copyright control by Lane Steinberg. 

Haikus 1-400 are no longer posted.

739) Cartlidge & Browne Pinot Noir 2014 (California)
Finish like smoked lox
Paired fine with pesto salmon

738) Vigneti del Vulture Pipoli Aglianico del Vulture 2014 (Italy)
Grandpa shunned travel
To be regaled by his tales
I'd fly out to him

737) Cerulli Spinozzi Torre Migliori Montepulciano d'Abruzzo 2011 (Italy)
Like petting rabbits
Soft, simple calming pleasure
Ancient remedies

736) J Vineyards Russian River Estate Grown Pinot Noir 2013 (California)
Synapses fire
Flavors shoot across the tongue
Instant memories

735) Coppo Camp du Rouss Barbera d'Asti 2011 (Italy)
Cherries fell from clouds
As raindrops rose up the ground
Barely raised eyebrows

734) Cigar Zin Old Vine Zinfandel 2014 (California)
You keep the cigars
I'll sip this under a tree
Puffing a fatty

733) Jadot Beaujolais Villages 2015 (France)
Hatred of Nouveau
Taints the entire region
Dumb as racism

732) Penfolds Grange 2009 (Australia)
Torrents of tickles
Palate kissing molecules
Small sips for mankind

731) Penfolds Grange Bin 95 2008 (Australia)
It tastes effortless
Like no struggle was involved
Gaining perfection

730) Ixsir Altitudes Rouge 2010 (Lebanon)
Olives, figs, spices
Like an open air market

Inside a bottle

729) Quilceda Creek Galitzine Vineyard Cabernet Red Mountain 2007 (Washington) 
It swallowed a steak
Followed by two whole chickens
Now it wants dessert

728) Firesteed Willamette Valley Pinot Noir 2014 (Oregon)
Defies gravity
Floats above the glass for kicks
Gulp it from the sky

727) Storypoint Pinot Noir 2015 (California)
If that's pinot noir
I'm a little old lady
Care for some cocoa?

726) Swanson Vineyards Napa Merlot 2012 (California)
Quick TV dinners
Built the family fortune
Past sins now assuaged

725) Loveblock Pinot Noir 2013 (New Zealand)
Dimensional fruit
Touch of smoke on the back end
Distant train whistle 

724) Rutherford Hill Napa Cabernet 2012 (California)
Temporary dog
No bark or bite, just sweet licks
Faithful companion

723) Frescobaldi Nipozzano Vecchie Viti Chianti Rúfina Riserva 2012 (Italy)
Rivers of darkness
Flow deep beneath earth's surface
In viscous currents

722) 1000 Stories Barrel Aged Zinfandel 2014 (California)
The wood-spanked era
Has seen its hits and misses
This one's a triple

721) Ornellaia 1998 (Italy)
Benchmarks made of peaks
Whose points tickle the heavens 

720) St. Francis Sonoma Cabernet 2012 (California)

Poker-faced label

Covering up a straight flush

Everybody wins

719) Dr. Konstantin Frank Saperavi 2014 (New York)
Georgia on my mind
Rescued from obscurity
Thriving immigrant

718) The Federalist Cabernet 2013 (California)
Ben would have been pissed
Cause Franklin knew Jefferson
Who shared his Bordeaux

717) Chateau La Gaffiliere St. Emillion Grand Cru Classe 2003 (France)
Landing jumbo jets
By concentration of thought
Has earned you respect

716)  Nadia Cabernet 2013 (California)
No, not typical
You're misunderstanding me
I mean, I like you

715)  Patz And Hall Sonoma Pinot Noir 2013 (California)
Early Hollywood
Was not all glitz and glamour
People worked, paid bills

714)  William Hill Cabernet 2012 (California)
In these modern times
We are accommodated
And anesthetized 

713)  Edna Valley Merlot 2012 (California)
Thought I'd have a glass
To go with the Stroganoff
Bottle gone, I'm done

712)  Columbia Merlot 2013 (Washington)
I'll roll up my sleeves
And help you clean the basement
We always have fun

711)  Faiveley Mercurey 1er Cru Clos des Myglands 2005 (France)
Too late, my darling
I'm picking through the rubble
Post Armageddon

710) Clos des Brusquieres Chateauneuf du Pape 2007 (France)
Left hook to the jaw
Dazed, you get back on your feet
Boom, you're down again

709) Guillon Gevrey Chambertin Pere Galland 2005 (France)
Do you hear sirens?
Not the ones on police cars
Angels from afar

708) Domaine Henri Boillot Les Fermiets, Volnay 1er Cru 2005 (France)
Soft ballerina
Airborne with fluttering feet
Defies gravity

707) Bolla Valpolicella 2013 (Italy)
Chug it, go, go, go!
That's why it's called pizza wine
You eat, then you gulp

706) Jadot Beaujolais Villages 2013 (France)
Wine flowed from fountains
Glasses were never empty
Harmony, peace, love

705) Feudo Maccari’s Nero d’Avola 2011 (Italy)
Too long at the beach
And your little brain got cooked
Let's eat it on toast

704) Michelle Chiarlo Barbera D'Asti 'Le Orme' 2012 (Italy)
Mountain to mountain
Winks are being transmitted

703) Chateau Malartic Lagraviere 2000 (France)
No lollipops here
Internal destinations
Well past confections

702) Robert Mondavi Private Selection Merlot 2013 (California)
Money and science
Meet family tradition
Everyone gets paid

701) Sequoia Grove Cabernet 2010 (California)
Arrows of sunlight
A high back chair made from pine
Past generations

700) Santa Ema Reserve Merlot 2013 (Chile)
I liked finger paints
But brush strokes were imprecise
I sold them for cheap

699) Montessu 2013 (Italy)
Hiking through mountains
Somewhere our problems vanished
One day they'll find us

698) Masi Campofiorin Rosso del Veronese 2011 (Italy)
The gravest mistake
Is never making any
Risk is essential

697) Chateau Millet 1999 (France) 
This won't hurt a bit
We just have to pop your cork
Some temper you have

696) Castillo de Monseran Garnacha (Spain)
Water the garden
Talk to the flowers and bugs
Give them all a taste

695) Duas Quintas Ramos Pinto Duoro 2012 (Portugal)
A butterfly kiss
Two oars cut the summer air
We learn through laughter

694) 19 Crimes Red Blend 2014 (Australia)
Crime number twenty
Putting this on the market
No bail or parole

693) Bonterra Organic Cabernet 2013 (California)
No carbon footprint
Natural, yes, but neutral
Drink up without guilt

692) Latitia Pinot Noir 2013 (California)
Someone named Rainbow
Says that she needs to see you
Shall I let her in?

691) Delas Freres Cotes-du-Rhone 2013 (France)
Parcels yield bargains
I could drink this every day
And never go broke

690) Marques de Murrieta Rioja 2010
Searching the wine rack
Something for this winter night
Dog and fireplace

689) Casa Lapastole 'Cuvee Alexander' Carmenere
What perfume is that?
"My natural scent", she said
I faint a little

688) Hangtime Pinot Noir 2013 (California)
Cooked till insipid
Someone was to be fired
This was their revenge

687) Casilliero Del Diablo Carmenere 2013 (Chile)
A defanged schnauser
Food must be pre-chewed for him
No barks, just whispers

686) Chateau Allegret Rouge 2013 (France)
Because it's Tuesday
I propose we celebrate
A toast to nothing

685) Moone-Tsai Cor Leonis Cabernet 2011 (California)
Pair it with something
That fought hard until the end
Or someone who is

684) Moone-Tsai Cabernet 2011 (California)
In darkness, stark truth
Night is ever revealing
Then it's dawn again

683) Moone-Tsai Hillside Blend 2011 (California)
A vine emerges
Crawling from the glass
Up through the chimney

682) Lamole Chianti Classico 2011 (Italy)
It's Sunday again
Redundancies one can't change
Must be accepted

681) Domaine Faiveley Clos des Myglands Mercurey 1er Cru 2005 (France)
Dead like road raccoon
And it's completely my fault
I'd forgotten you

680) Henri Boillot Volnay 1er Cru Caillerets 2005 (France)
Rowboat on the lake
A slight breeze lifting the day
We kiss life's lace glove

679) Ramos Pinto Duas Quintas Riserva 2011 (Portugal)
Your older brother
Graduated with honors
Thinks he'll cure cancer

678) Marques de Murriata Rioja Reserva 2010 (Spain)
We can play pirate
While aboard this wooden ship
Split up the booty

677) Columbia Winery Merlot 2013 (Washington)
You're hale and hearty
Now off to college with you
Try and learn something

676) Querciabella Chianti Classico 2011 (Italy)
Expecting the good
You wind up with the better
And your standards rise

675) Sequoia Grove Cabernet 2010 (California)
Your posture's perfect
Standing at full attention
With no signs of strain

674) Bolla Valpolicella 2013 (Italy)
When I eat too fast
The food gets stuck in my throat
This can clear the drain

673) Jadot Beaujolais-Villages 2013 (France)
The scrappy boxer
Fighting above his weight class
All matches hard won

672) Nosotros Malbec 2009 (Argentina)
If heaven should fall
Don't bother to pick it up
Heaven helps itself

671) Ramos Pinto Duas Quintas Red 2012 (Portugal)
If I had a house
I would buy this in buckets
And paint all the walls

670) Pio Cesare Dolcetto D'Alba 2012 (Italy)
Mothers push children
In swings anchored to the sun
Strengthened by smiles

669) Masi Campofiorin 2009 (Italy)
This pulls any day
Into the throat of autumn
Onward towards winter

668) Cakebread Cellars Pinot Noir 2012 (California)
Someone cried, "No, No!"
But it was the sound of pleasure
Whistling 'Walk On By'

667) The Federalist Zinfandel 2013 (California)
The country's in pain
Two things will make it better
Fruit and alcohol

666) Bonterra Merlot 2012 (California)
We take a clean path
Away from any animals
Bulletproof stagecoach

665) Marques Casa Concha Cabernet 2010 (Chile)
You needed shaking
A lift from the daily grind
Pace yourself, Squire

664) Rodney Strong Russian River Pinot Noir 2012
It pulls towards the sweet
Though its territory talks
In a darker tongue

663) Michele Chiarlo Barbera D'Asti 'Le Orme' 2011 (Itlay) 
I know my own tastes 
A sucker for symmetry
And simpler pleasures

662) Ghost Pines Pinot Noir 2012 (California)
Reject the notion
That photographs house spirits
What's real, it is here

661) Achaval Ferrer 'Quimera' 2011 (Argentina) 
Tell me everything
But one story at a time
Digest and savor

660) Delas "St-Esprit" Côtes du Rhône 2012 (France)
Arrived in France late
I called the hotel and thought,
"I'm all alone here."

659) Nipozzano Chianti Riserva 2010 (Italy)
A deep memory
Spontaneously revealed
One word set it off                                                              

658) Sanctuary Usibelli Vineyard Cabernet 2009 (California)
Seven days later
Still singing like a damn bird

659) Concho Y Toro Gran Reserva Malbec 2010 (Chile)
Jumping up and down
A jiggle in my belly
I need to lose weight

648) Jekel Pinot Noir 2011 (California)
Decent cheap Pinot
Fast becoming plentiful
Another entry

647) Rodney Strong Sonoma County Cabernet 2012 (California)
Brothers arm wrestle
Knocking over the table
Neither cares who wins 

646) Benziger Merlot 2011 (California)
Goats crap on the vines
Then dinosaurs eat the goats
Ancient and endless

645) The McNab 2009 (California) 
Nighttime sucker punch
Tripping on a garden hose
Face down in the mud

644) Marques De Murrieta Reserva 2008 (Spain)
You have to slow down
Life passes with a flicker
One swallow, we're gone

643) Chateau St. Jean Pinot Noir 2012 (California)
While sucking your thumb
Surveying the outside world
You knew peace first hand

642) Sandrone Barolo Le Vigne 2000 (Italy)
Thinnest of leashes
Holds you to the familiar
No thought to escape

641) Cusumano Nero D'Avola 2013 (Italy)
Thanksgiving, damn it!
Get your ass in gear, we're late
Don't forget Tom's leg

640) Duas Quintas Ramos Pinto 2012 (Portugal)
Climb my hills with care
Drink up the sun like water
No mine, yours, but ours

639) Banfi Col Di Sasso 2012 (Italy)
Well, well, look who's here
It's what's his name with that girl
They'll need you know what
638) Nipozzano Cecchie Viti Chianti Riserva 2011 (Italy)
Destiny's thick pen
Writes words of authority
With ink wrung from time

637) Louis Martini Cabernet 2011 (California)
Loyal as my horse
Able to saddle itself
Brings me the sunset
636) Natura Pinot Noir 2013 (Chile)
Little red wagon 
A sailboat upon a lake
Hamburgers, hot dogs

635) Chateau Haut-Bages Averous 1996 (France)
Pulled the rotten cork
Death's scent escapes your throat
You rise triumphant

634) Bonterra 'The Butler' Red 2009 (California)
Respect tradition
Forever waiting unseen
"Will that be all, sir?"

633) Cristom Jessie Vineyard Pinot Noir 2007 (Oregon)
Enter amnesia
Radios dream in color
Rainbows wash their hands

632) Edna Valley Pinot Noir 2012 (California)
The drive was perfect
We relaxed and reminisced
Spring shelters autumn
631) Montes Alpha Merlot 2010 (Chile)
The surgeon surges
Acting upon his urges
More like he lunges

630) Angove Warboys Vineyard Shiraz 2009 (Australia)
It feels like one's tongue
Gained dexterity and length
Through necessity

629) Trivento Malbec Reserve 2013 (Argentina)
Not properly dressed
They whispered comments and laughed
Like country bumpkins

628) Chapoutier Crozes-Hermitage 'La Petite Ruche' 2012 (France) 
In reality
We have no control of our dreams
We bend at the knee

627) Protea Red Blend 2011 (South Africa)
Eager, unfocused
A badger digs for its food
Worms likewise digging

626) Sanctuary Zinfandel 2009 (California)
The baby's blanket
Warm from its napping body
Peaceful exhaustion

625) Cosentino 'The Poet' Meritage 2011 (California)
I've perused your work
You're familiar with the greats
Now go and be one

624) Chateau Rival-Bellevue 2010 (France)
You control the plums
One for me and four for you
Such selfish sweetness

623) Vincent Arroyo Melange Reserve 2005 (California)
I would have guessed French
Her dyed hair pulled in a bun
Bent picking mushrooms

622) Banfi Chianti Classico 2011 (Italy)
Spent the night drinking
With 13th century ghosts
That spoke no English

621) Artadi Tempranillo 2011 (Spain)
You peed in your pants
Then cried during the whole flight
Pretzel stick headache

620) Achaval Ferrer Cabernet 2011 (Argentina)
Boiler being fixed
No hot water this morning
Fed up and funky
619) Achaval Ferrer Malbec 2011 (Argentina)
We were toot suited
Ushered beyond velvet ropes
Towards the hoi polloi 

618) Montes Merlot 2011 (Chile)
Privileged children
Spoon fed and hand reared since birth
Now fend for yourself

617) Chapoutier Belleruche Cotes- Du-Rhone 2012 (France)
I had a hammer
I hammered in the evening
That was a mistake

616) Chateau Florie Aude 2010 (France)
Six hundred page book
Why not get some reading done?
Snowed in and snuggled

615) Souverain Cabernet 2011 (California)
Grave formality
At the reading of the will
Spring's early summer

614) Chateau St. Jean Merlot 2009 (California)
Hidden belly fat
Is eventually revealed
In night's naked light

613) Columbia Valley Merlot 2012 (Washington)
Mountain greenery
45 degree angle
All pours are tilted

612) Benziger Merlot 2010 (California)
Over the moon ecstatic
Automatic love

611) Michele Chiarlo Barbera D'Asti 2011 (Italy)
See that panting dog?
Go stick your hand in its mouth
It will not bite you

610) Oberon Cabernet 2011 (California)
This little piggy
Slopped around in mud all day
Afternoon delight

609) Louis Jadot Beaujolais-Villages 2012 (France)
They make fun of you
Saying you're hardly worthy
They're ignorant snobs

608) Donnafugata Sedara 2011 (Italy)
A staring contest
Two inanimate objects
Everybody wins

607) Mas de Guiot Vin de Pays du Gard 2007 (France)
All day in the barn
Lay your sweaty head to rest
Animal now served

606) Cline Ancient Vine Mourvedre 2011 (California)
Junior's earned his stripes
Let him putter in the yard
He bothers no one

605) Santa Emma Reserve Merlot 2009 (Chile)
You're clinging to me
Tenacious fascination
My grip's tighter, too

604) Cloavita Pinot Noir 2012 (Italy)
Flavors of mushrooms
Appeared after five days
Before that, nothing
603) Chanson Le Bourgogne Pinot Noir 2011 (France)
Footprint with no foot
A net with no butterfly
Approximate dirt

602) Masi Tupungato Passo Doble 2010
Mendoza just called
Urgent need for Italians
Good pay, room, and board

601) Colavita Valpolicella Ripasso 2011 (Italy)
Superficial youth
But six days on the counter
Brought depth in decay

600) Montes Cabernet Sauvignon 2011 (Chile)
The unexpected
Can short circuit poetry
Delicious feeling

599) Trivento Golden Reserve Malbec 2011 (Argentina)
No light can escape
The end of infinity
Where darkness darkens

598) Tenuta dell'Ammiraglia Morellino di Scansano "Pietraregia" Riserva 2009 (Italy)
Private schools, tutors
Your parents thought you special
And so you have grown

597) Nipozzano Chianti Riserva 2009 (Italy)
Inside the carafe
Another splash of surprise
Glass walls get first taste

596) Pepperjack Barossa Red 2012 (Australia)
We own this vineyard
Don't you know you're trespassing?
You could have been killed

595) Bodega Norton Malbec 2012 (Argentina)
That's a big baby
Now he's standing on my foot
I feel my toe crunch

594) Trivento Amado Sur 2011 (Argentina)
Dense fog of morning
After a blurry evening
All's well, back to bed

593) Frank Phelan Saint-Estephe 2001 (France)
You were resentful
When I woke you from slumber
Though you'd slept too long

592) Marchesi De' Frescobaldi Terre More Dell' Ammiraglia 2009 (Italy)
She poked his stomach
"Daddy, why are you so fat?"
Then, a soft giggle

591) St. Francis Cabernet Sauvignon 2009 (California)   
Singing teddy bear
Knows the Ink Spots catalog
Smoke got in my eyes

590) Chateau Prignac 2009 (France)
Visions through prisms
Thin hours of summer days
Why this and why that?

589) Catena Malbec 2008 (Argentina)
Wine as a puddle
Dogs lick from a black circle
Night turns a warm chill

588) Chateauneuf-du-Pape "Les Cailloux" 2003 (France)
Floating and smiling
Three dimensional angels
Flapping overhead
587) Amaroso Barbera D'Alba 2010 (Italy)
In a small cafe
A man thumbs a well-worn script
And drinks by reflex

586)  Peconic Bay Merlot 2009 (Long Island)
A crus Beajoulais
That just won the lottery
Moves to Long Island

585) Las Gravas 2007 (Spain)
Sometimes I forget
That beneath a fresh pulled cork
Can lay stuff of dreams

584) Achaval Ferrer Malbec 2012 (Argentina) 
If his hands were tied
How did he exit that box?
Seems impossible 

583) Jadot Couvent Des Jacobins Pinot Noir 2009 (France) 
Sick day excuses
A little too much evening
The dog drank my wine 

582) Bruno Giacosa Dolcetto D'Alba 2011 (Italy) 
Like to see smiles?
Spontaneous surprised ones?
Bring over that glass 

581) Banfi Summus 2007 (Italy)
Rabid wild boar
Cooked inside a burning house
Shirts torn in madness

580) Clos Dominic Selecion Andreu 2004 (Spain)
A black velvet storm
Forbidden and foreboding
Held by two warm hands 
579) Navarro Correas Alegoria Gran Reserve Malbec 2008 (Argentina)
Burrowed in the mud
Your fists black as iron bars
Here comes a freight train

578) Chateau Tanunda Noble Baron Shiraz 2008 (Australia) 
Great chocolate goddess
Drown me by the waterfall
Dead from sweet kisses
577) Sanctuary Mariah Vineyard Zindandel 2009 (California)
Seems we've overslept
They await our decision 
Where is the Advil?

576) Domaine De La Cassagne 2007 (France)
Wonderful stories
Each one better than the last
Then you fell asleep
575) Sbragia Gino's Vineyard Zinfandel 2010 (California)
Chopping fruit, we laughed
Yet another memory
To bring us closer 

574) Michele Chiarlo Barbera D'Asti Superiore 'Le Orme' 2011 (Italy)
The selfless art of giving
Here's some gratitude

573) Chateau Des Jacques Morgon 2009 (France)
Come to me on stilts
Careful by the wall, descend
Relax a minute

572) Morellino di Scansano Pietrareglia dell' Ammiraglia Riserva 2010 (Italy)
The confusion starts
As one's consciousness expands
And it never ends

571) Chateau Guiot Costieres de Nimes Alex 2006 (France)
Nimes is about right
Though it couldn't claim tems
Miles beyond apes

570) Bodegas Volver La Mancha Tempranillo 2010 (Spain)
Confident silence
Arms crossed in expectation
Can't hide the smile

569) François Feuillet Nuits-Saint-Georges La Charmotte 2005 (France)
All can fall in place 
With the tiniest effort
As if by magic

568) Fleur Du Cap Merlot 2010 (South Africa)
In between commas
Lay a moment of blank space
Is nothing something?

567) 900 Grapes Pinot Noir 2011 (New Zealand)
Chill it to near death
Make believe you're on a yacht
Overuse 'darling'

566) Trivento Amado Sur Malbec 2011 (Argentina)
Pop psychology
Your problem is curable
Here's one solution
565) Fleur Du Cap Pinotage 2010 (South Africa)
An angry bulldog
Pilots old prop planes for sport
Scarf, goggles, and gun

564) Duca Di Salaparuta Passo Delle Mule Nero D'Avola 2008 (Italy)
Following an ass
Through the endless bowels of time
Better than it sounds

563) Saladini Pilastri Rosso Piceno 2011 (Italy)
Once more with feeling
Spontaneous impulses
And perfect circles

562) 2006 Duca di Salaparuta Duca Enrico Rosso (Italy)
Feathery licks
From long, lush lashes of love
Every sip a wink

561) Five Rivers Cabernet Sauvignon 2010 (California)
Essence is obscured
When each tomorrow's the same

560) Sigaut - Chambolle Musigny Les Bussieres Vieilles Vignes 2010 (France)
Hangover birthdays
And sore Mexican stomachs
Need strawberry cures

559) Chateau Paret Bordeaux 2010 (France)
Round circles of glass
A war of commerce and dreams
558) St. Francis Merlot 2008 (California)
One can say Merlot
Is Cabernet without claws
Easier cuddle
557) The Seeker Red Blend 2012 (Chile)
Searching low and high
Will not get what I'm after
Till the day I die
556) Marques Casa Concha Cabernet 2010 (Chile)
Come to me, my sludge
No light will ever pass through
That's why there's candles
555) Renieri Invetro 2010 (Italy)
Invade aortic
Prepare to exchange the blood
A feast to follow

554) Renieri Brunello Di Montalcino 2007 (Italy)
No time to shower
I'm mired in my own funk
Can't get the day back

553) Rodney Strong Sonoma County Cabernet 2010 (California)
I swim an ocean
Both bottomless and endless
No need to hurry

552) Castello di Gabbiano Chianti Classico Riserva DOCG 2010 (Italy)
You have disappeared
Persistence of memory
Keeps your taste alive
551) Rainstorm Pinot Noir 2010 (Oregon)
It's a quantum leap
From nothing to nothingness
This here's a small jump

550) Remole Toscana 2010 (Italy)
Bed's in the basement
Watch out for grandma's false teeth
Heat is included

549) Gabbiano Chianti Classico Riserva 2009 (Italy)
One step she was in shadows
Blissful rendezvous
548) Borgo Scopeto Chianti Classico 2010 (Italy)
Pocket picked in Rome
Then the luggage went missing
I have a headache
547) Tenuta Sassoregale Maremma Toscana Sangiovese (Italy)
Eating a calzone
Bouncing on a trampoline
I can multitask
546) Surh Luchtel Page Nord Syrah 2003 (California)
Time was slowing down
Not a damn thing we could do
Peaceful surrender

545) Loveblock Pinot Noir 2011 (New Zealand)
Someone lit a match
Soon everything was burning
Inside the glass
544) Sanctuary Usibelli Vineyard Cabernet 2009 (California)
The day of your birth
Everyone laughed and smiled
You cried bitter tears

543) Concha Y Toro Gran Reserva Cabernet 2011 (Chile)
Next! How do you do?
Can you show me any tricks?
Roll over, play dead!

542) Trivento Golden Reserve Malbec 2010 (Argentina)
Your life history
Told to me at rapid speed
What will I retain?
541) Emblem Oso Vineyards 2008 (California)
You were excited
Lit with enthusiasm
I'm a believer

540) Terre di Talamo 'Tempo', Morellino do Scansano 2009 (Italy)
One accordion
Lamplight serenade at dusk
Then the bus ride home  

539) Saladini Pilastri Rosso Piceno 2011 (Italy)
Your spicy meatballs
Are lately much spicier
Some sort of message?

538) Renieri Rosso Di Montolcino 2010 (Italy)
Squeezed into first class
The free upgrade made me glow
I kept the slippers

537) Franco Amoroso Barbera d'Alba 2010 (Italy)
Sal should stick to wine
He can be a real bastard
When he's drinking booze

536) La Corte Salice Salentino 2010 (Italy)
That's it, follow me
One foot after the other
You see? We're dancing!

535) Donna Chiari Taurasi DOCG 2008 (Italy)
After morning rains
The footpath turns to chocolate
Birds speak in flowers

534) Altrovino Due Mani 2006 (Italy)
Inkblot tablecloth
The price of intensity
Some stains won't come out

533) Etude Lyric Pinot Noir 2011 (California)
High-pitched puttering
"Stinking kids, get off my lawn"
Cashmere cardigan

532) Banfi Belnero 2009 (Italy)
I fill in the blanks
Succumbing to temptation
Yielding to softness
531) Banfi Brunello di Montalcino 2007 (Italy)
My sanctuary
A small room in the tower
Shadows of mercy
530) Banfi Rosso di Montalcino 2010 (Italy)
You woke me early
So we could watch the sun rise
Fun, but I was cold

529) Banfi Chianti Classico Riserva 2009 (Italy)
A rickety door
Pine needles stuck in my shoe
Unforgiving night

528) Banfi Chianti Superiore 2011 (Italy)
Who coined it pigtail?
Tightly coiled tuft of hair
Wrapped in elastic

527) Moulin De Gassac Guilhem 2009 (France)
Though we've talked all night
I can't remember your name
My mind is elsewhere

526) Frescobaldi Nipozzano Chianti Rufina Riserva 2009 (Italy)
A kiss that lingers
With memories of what was
And hope for what's left

525) Ozwell Select Reserve Cabernet Sauvignon 2009 (Australia)
Into the toilet
Would have been there anyway
Just a bit later

524) Cellar No.8 Pinot Noir 2010 (California)
A peck on the cheek
Some warm milk and a cookie
Right before bedtime
523) Rosso Contadino 9 (Italy)
Dandelion days
Innocence, a cherished state
Goats graze while we nap

522) Chateau Pichon Longueville 1995 (France)
When I was younger
I hadn't half as much fun
And now life's sweeter 

520) Querciabella Chianti Classico 2008 (Italy)
To find a deep truth
One needs the proper chisel
And a good dust mask

519) Santa Rita Reserva Carmenere 2009 (Chile)
Carmen, are you clothed?
There's policemen at our door
Pushing on our bell

518) Banfi Centine 2009 (Italy)
If the Italians
Were Native Americans
This would be their wine

517) Masi Costasera Amarone 2008 (Italy)
I remember her dad
Talking of the good old days
While scratching his balls
516) Donnachiara Irpinia Aglianico 2008 (Italy)
Stands tall in the glass
Like a lone scarecrow at dusk
Longing for summer
515) Benziger Sonoma County Merlot 2008 (California)
Hesitant at first
Then a pair of legs were found
Long walk towards nightfall
514) Nova Strada Di Moda Frappato 2011 (Italy)
You ain't from these parts
I can always peg strangers
Weird talent I have

513) Cecchi Chianti 2010 (Italy) 
I've come to love basic things
Because they are not

512) Chateau Haut Selve 2008 (France)
One strand of wire
Wedged beneath a rusty screw
Barely connected

511) Brigaldara Valpolicella Classico 2010 (Italy)
A country garden
After the leaves have fallen
Such perfect sadness

510) Markham Merlot Napa Valley 2009 (California)
Please, not that outfit
You look like a lumberjack
In rhinestone earrings

509) Tenuta Sette Ponti Crognolo 2010 (Italy)
A right to the jaw
The champ is flat on the mat
Slowly, he rises

508) Tenute Silvio Nardi Rosso di Montalcino 2010 (Italy)
Drinking upside down
Progressive strain on my neck
Discomfort as art

507) Michele Chiarlo Barolo 2008 (Italy)
I'm hitching a ride
Motorized feather pillow
See you next sunset

506) Villa Nozzole Chianti Classico 2007 (Italy)
Vivid splashdown kiss
Exaggerated, sustained
"Bongiorno, Dickhead!"

505) Montesu Isola del Nuraghi 2010 (Italy)
Of course it's solid
Solid as a bowing ball
It rolls, despite holes

504) Deep Purple Lodi Zinfandel 2010 (California)
After seven days
This changed from vin ordinaire
To love's elixer

503) Rodney Strong Russian River Pinot 2010 (California)
A prayer for relief
As summer contemplates drought
Dustbowl confection

502) Montefalco Rosso 2007 (Italy)
Rambunctious child
Punished and reprimanded
Finally behaved

501) La Serre Nuove Deli Ornellaia 2009 (Italy)
Goodbye perfection
I knew thee all too briefly
Cherished memories

500) Pisoni Pinot Noir 2005 (California)
Fruit softly caressed
Unfolding out for miles
Plush flying carpet
499) Cecchi Chianti Natio Organic 2009 (Italy)
The clearer vision
Slowly attracts adherents
With earned confidence

498) Mas De Masos 2002 (Spain)
The bottomless glass
The more that one drinks from it
The fuller it gets

497) North By Northwest Cabernet 2009 (Oregon)
Replete with something
That displaces emptiness
In a pleasant way

496) Piaggia Il Sasso Carmignano 2007 (Italy) 
Splayed out on the grass
Each moment is magnified 
While you're motionless

495) Domaine du Grand Tinel Chateauneuf du Pape 2007 (France)
Pinot in disguise
Crashes the costume party
France folded in half

494) Domaine Les Pallieres Gigondas 2005 (France)
Fragile lace curtains
Allow sun to penetrate
Warm, muted colors

493) William Hill Bench Blend Cabernet 2007 (California)
In California
They take meetings in hot tubs
As the fog rolls in

492) Louis B. Martini Cabernet Sonoma County 2008 (California)
Essential crayons
Eight thick crayons in a box
Kindergarten Cab

491) Villa Mattielli Amarone della Valpolicella 2007 (Italy)
Weight on the back end
Keeps one warm throughout a night
Where stars are obscured

490) Rancho Zabaco Sonoma Heritage Zinfandel 2008 (California)
We rode in steerage
And dined on the thinnest gruel
Our next trip we'll fly

489) Bodega Luzdivina Amigo Bierzo Viñademoya 2006
Flab 'round the center
A stigma of middle age
But so is wisdom

488) Roxyann Syrah 2008 (Oregon)
Baby butt softness
And a milk chocolate finish
Hide from the children!

487) Roxyann Merlot 2007 (Oregon)
When expectations
Are effortlessly eclipsed
One's left satisfied

486) Domaine Thevenot-Le Brun et Fils Bourgogne
Hautes Cotes de Nuits Les Renardes 2008 (France)
A name and a half
For this malnourished weakling
Perhaps still too young

485) Cannonball Cabernet 2008 (California)
Starts off promising
An impressive half gainer
Then a belly flop

484) Thumbprint Cellars Knight's Valley Cabernet 2007 (California)
Coming down your block
Footsteps that trample the earth
And stain your driveway

483) Faunus Nero D'avola 2008 (Italy)
Like stripes on a pig 
Or cold pancakes in prison
Bursting with nothing

482) Crane Ridge Livermore Valley Merlot 2009 (California)
One can only miss
What they think they've known before
Past uncertainties

481) Bodegas Renacer "Punto Final" Malbec 2010 (Argentina)
Pencil factory
Abandoned for two decades
Still smells like pencils

480) Butterfield Station Cabernet 2009 (California)
Biospheric life
Grapes grown in jellied plasma
First wine on the moon

479) Castlebank Zinfandel 2009 (California)
Frivolous and cold
Which by no means should suggest
It's without its charms

478) Maroon Zinfandel 2007 (California)
Gifted magicians
Miraculously transformed
A bowl of Fruit Loops

477) Surh Luchtel Syrah 2005 (California)
An enormous room
Light pours in through a skylight
Onto the soft bed

476) Chateau Lascombes Margaux 2002 (France)
Corners beautifully
Sleek leather upholstery
Many miles left

475) Jacuzzi Family Vineyards Barbera 2009 (California)
Pure California
But after a few hours
It turns Italian

474) Pricum Prieto Picudo 2007 (Spain)
My pants are too tight
And I have to run back home
Wearing fancy shoes

473) Ampelos Pinot Noir 2005 (California)
Nurtured from its birth
The child grew straight and strong
Liquified heaven

472) Ravenswood Vintner's Blend Zinfandel 2009 (California)
Hippocratic wine
Its first duty satisfied
There was no harm done

471) Artazuri Garnacha 2009 (Spain)
A Hawaiian shirt
Depicts a floral heaven
That burdens the eyes

470) Diamond Ridge Pinot Noir 2008 (California)
Overflowing fruit
Spilled on a picnic blanket
Bucolic daydream

469) Domaine Duclaux Chateauneuf-Du-Pape 2003 (France)
Don't rush to drink it
Inhale the heavenly scents
Of fresh rose petals

468) Marquis Phillips Grenache 2008 (Australia)
Full hearts slowly fall
Enveloped by alcohol
Great night had by all

467) The Crusher Merlot Wilson Vineyard 2008 (California)
Not the name I'd pick
Seducer is much more apt
Or The Innocent

466) MacMurray Ranch Central Coast Pinot Noir 2007 (California)
Stayed fresh for nine days
Its foundation holding firm
Nature kept at bay

465) Apothic Red Winemaker's Blend 2008 (California)
Warm spaghettios
And store-brand Romano cheese
Please pull the trigger

464) Sebastiani Sonoma County Merlot 2009 (California)
The chameleon
A fascinating creature
Throw him on the grill

463) Ghost Pines Zinfandel 2008 (California)
The baby's crying
But the pacifier
Won't keep him quiet

462) Deloach Russian River Vally Pinot 2008 (California)
Insane day I had
Ended with roasted chicken
And this peaceful glass

461) Benessere Sangiovese 2006 (California)
The spirit of youth
Beneath the banquet table
Goodbye lasagna

460) JT Cellars Syrah 2007 (California)
Expecting not bad
I wasn't disappointed
Life should be like this

459) Fonterutoli Chianti Classico 2007 (Italy)
A vein of sugar
Lies deep beneath the earth's crust
Teasing the needle

458) Santa Rita Floresta Apalta 2004 (Chile)
A fat roar promised
Lion's bite over rehearsed
Prudish behavior

457) Bridlewood Pinot Noir 2008 (California)
A rattlesnake kiss
Beneath a sandalwood sky
The perfect poison

456) Valreas "Cuvee Prestige" Cotes Du Rhone 2007 (France)
Tiny spring daisies
Standing at full attention
Lapping up sunshine

455) Domaine La Garrigue Vacqueyras 2007 (France)
To recalibrate
Requires inspiration
This can be of help

454) Bear Flag Snooth Red Wine Blend (California)
The label's a mess
Busy, headache-inducing
Flatters the contents

453) Miros de Ribera Riserva 2001 (Spain)
The tangerine peel
I was chasing in my mouth
Quicker than the tongue

452) Kendall Jackson Merlot Vintner's Reserve 2006 (California)
Scientists with charts
Lunch with folks from marketing
Sales are through the rooftamorphosis
 Benessere Sangiovese 2006 (California)
Smiling hard sell
Replete with batting lashes
Then a mad retreat
451) Caliterra Tributo Carmenere 2008 (Chile)
Off the radar grape
Smooth drinking at its zenith
Flat screen fall sunset

450) MacMurray Winemaker's Block Pinot Noir 2005 (California)
Beguiling beauty
Ever changing, radiant
You drink till she's gone

449) Warwick Valley Cabernet Franc 2008 (New York)
New York's a marvel
But grapes grown in her soil
Taste best in jelly

48) Guenoc Victorian Claret 2007 (California)
Serene confidence
Is seduction's own trump card
Worth self-evident

447) Crognolo Toscanna 2007 (Italy)
Just one lousy grape
Snuck inside this fine bottle
And it's all I taste

446) JT Cellars Syrah 2007 (California)
Sometimes when it rains
The sky seems to be feeding
On its own grayness

445) Arniston Bay Cabernet/Merlot 2008 (South Africa)
Drawings of anchors
Should never grace wine botttles
Sends the wrong message

444) William Hill Estate Cabernet 2004 (California)
A t-shirt covers
Some flab around the middle
Where muscle's gone soft

443) Gerard Bertand Aigle Noir Pinot Noir 2008 (France)
Shy boy from the hills
Soft spoken, ready to work
Nothing's a problem

442) Dr. Jebediah Drinkwell's Meritage 2007 (California)
Cute name giveaway
A well-intentioned train wreck
Elves held at gunpoint

441) William Hill Merlot 2006 (California)
An abandoned path
Hacking through thick underbrush
Peace in the forest

440) Columbia Crest Two Vines Cabernet 2006 (Washington)
Serve with cheap hot dogs
Stale buns and canned sauerkraut
At least you're alive

439) Ramsay Pinot Noir 2007 (California)
No deft pirouettes
But respect of tradition
Is duly noted

438) Moulin De Duhart Pauillac 2005 (France)
This hissed licorice
From its pouting purple lips
Then sucker kissed me

437) DaVinci Brunello di Montalcino 2003 (Italy)
My pants were too tight
So the tailor let them out
Still, they grab the crotch

436) Hedges Family Estate CMS Red 2007 (Washington)
Way, way down inside
Honey, you really need me
A red zeppelin

435) Kendall-Jackson Cabernet Sauvignon Vintner's Reserve 2006 (California)
Sometimes experts can
Fabricate inspiration
With weights and measures

434) Seven Sisters Pinotage/Shiraz 2007 (South Africa)
I think the ladies
Should put more testosterone
Inside next year's boy

433) Rancho Zabaco Dry Creek Valley Reserve Zinfandel 2007 (California)
It drank like napalm
I let it air out for days
Now it softly coos

432) Las Rocas Garnacha 2007 (Spain)
For two years running
This one's given me pleasure
A double-yolk egg

431) M'hudi Pinotage 2007 (South Africa)
Sweating beef jerkey
Hung out in a smoking shed
No compromises

430) Sherry Lehmann Pinot Noir 2007 (California)
Like cotton candy
Extracted from rare flowers
That can shed real tears

429) Havens Reserve Merlot 2005 (California)
Missing the hurdle
The horse fell and broke his leg
Death was merciful

428) Las Rocas Garnacha 2006 (Spain)
Sandalwood fatness
Old memories of incense
In pure liquid form

427) Château Bellevue la Foret 2004 (France)
Chicken, this is wine
And wine, this is coq au vin
Till death do you part

426) Marquis Phillips Sarah's Blend 2006 (Australia)
That's a cute baby
But you shouldn't let him drink
He bit my finger

425) Domaine Brunet Pinot Noir 2007 (France)
Cheap Pinot from France
So often undrinkable
Comes through in the clutch

424) Da Vinci Chianti Riserva 2003 (Italy) 
A half-fresh bouquet
With the scent of dead flowers
Masking those alive

423) Casa Mayor Merlot 2008 (Chile)
At ten thousand feet
One finds one's expectations
Are greatly reduced

422) Château Cos d'Estournel 1982 (France)
A great lesson here:
Never keep a hot women
In a warm closet

421) Chateau Haut Selve 2000 (France)
Smells like old lady
Tastes of olive brine and plums
Weird and fading fast

420) Domaine des Grands Devers Cotes Du Rhone 2007 (France)
The place has been scrubbed
To a virginal essence
Cleaner I've not had

419) Bodegas Borsao
Monte Oton Garnacha 2007 (Spain)
Protocol says sip
But you gulp from the bottle
Then laugh at the moon

418) Celler Cecilio Negere Priorat 2005 (Spain)
Don't wait to drink me
For right now I am perfect

I'll breast feed you wine

417) Mueller Russian River Valley Syrah 2005 (California)
Some mid-section flab
But deep down I found a spine
And some true comfort

416) Dynamic Red Table Wine 2007 (California)
Made for the moment
But moments are all we have
Thumbs pointing skyward

415) Juan Gill Jumilla Monastrell 2006 (Spain)
Do you see these hands?
They rub, slap, clap, and caress
Each day burns anew

414) Scanavino Barbaresco 2002 (Italy)
Sublime seduction
Happened so gradually
Then I was ensnared

413) Wayne Thomas McLaren Vale Petit Verdot 2006 (Australia)
The referee counts
You lay dizzy on the mat
Better to stay down

412) TBD Rouge Lodi Red Wine 2007 (California)
Zin, Petite Sirah
A wacky pairing that works
But the label stinks

411) La Ferme Julien 2007 (France)
Linger over lunch
The warm fall air turns chilly
The wine disappears

410) Chateau Les Grandes Mottes 1998 (France)
Has his opinions
But mostly keeps to himself
Like a good waiter

409) Chateau Verdu 1999 (France)
The party's small talk
Seems so inconsequential
You opt for silence

408) Cereghino Smith 'Eaten By Bears' Red Blend 2007 (California/New York)
One senses the love
And the sure hand of nurture
In special children

407) La Macolina Sangiovese Riserva 2004 (Italy)
A supermodel
Sleep deprived with no makeup
Bare-boned adornment

406) Martin Codax Ergo Rioja 2005 (Spain)
Not much on the nose
And a very quick goodbye
Lovely while it lasts

405) Bernardino and da Silva Vinho Regional Estremadura Garrafeira 1997 (Portugal)
Rain hits the window
But your pillow's soft and dry
Soon you'll wake, not now

Aging gracefullyWith dark, defiant sweetnessForever's sunset
404) Monsanto Chianti Classico Riserva 2003 (Italy)
Truly classic things
Are by design unconcerned
With newfangled trends

403) Mirassou Pinot Noir 2007 (California)
Hate's irrational
It fills the soul with poison
Useful marinade

402) Famille Ligneres Piece de Roche 2004 (France)
No nose to speak of
But a nice fat spank of grape
Hangs on for dear life

401) Domaine d'Andezon Cotes du Rhone Rouge 2007 (France)
All that's red glistens
In Rhone's most magical year
Perfect fruit's sweet sweat

Chateau La Pointe 1998 (France)
Perhaps a hair short
But that would be nitpicking
Nap on pine needles

Besides sucking down wine and writing verse, Lane Steinberg is a songwriter and redording artist. Check out his music


Rick Sanford said...

wet lips, slightly red
bits of cork float to the top
big stain on my shirt.

Anonymous said...

Lane, just looking at redwine again. I spun down quickly and found this lovely piece:
Vina Pomal Rioja Riserva (Spain) 1997
Underneath the bull
It can sometimes smell like this
Secrets of the barn

I'm not saying this is my favorite -- yet. But it's what I love in haiku. A haiku, when it works, is a little epiphany. And this achieves that. The poem is commenting on wine, but it works powerfully without the wine. Erase the poem's title, and the other meaning of the poem comes sharply into focus. The reference in the poem to the wine is the lone word this. Take away the title and the wine reference, and "this" becomes a myserious, potent odor. But what is it? Who dares to smell it, to find himself beneath the bull? Not I.

Anonymous said...

"You may be right, I may be crazy," said Stevie from the deep ditch.

Sloth said...

Congratulations on being featured on the Wine Lover's Page.

Maria said...

I can't wait to be unpregnant to try the Red Bicyclette. Your haikus are lovely.

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Stoopidgirl said...

(Haiku for you)
random blog crashing
while drinking red wine is fun
where is my wine bottle?

I'm amazed I found this blog while sucking down a glass of cheap Rosemount Estates' Shiraz Cabernet 2004 $5.99

anna said...

ravenswood i got
2002 zinfandel
made me sick, tis true.

check out movie haiku site!
haiku sites unite!
(wish I wrote that in haiku)


Anonymous said...

great fun.
hope you don't mind that we linked from our under-the-cork page to you.

pirano said...

Great stuff, Lane, Thanks! Alas, there are some wines that don't even deserve 17 syllables... Also linked at http://brightblightcafe.blogspot.com/ .


"L'état, c’est moi." said...

I really enjoy your wine haiku reviews, but would it be possible for you to date the haiku's so I know when I'm looking at new ones?


anish said...

great haikus. thanks a lot.

Damien Casten said...

Lane, I just read about your haiku on jancisrobinson.com who read about you in an LA Times article. I love it.

Would you mind if I used your Guilliams haiku on our site? We are an illinois based distributor and sell Guilliams. We have always liked how thier wines change with air time and you captured it. We are at www.candidwines.com. Thanks!



The Corkdork said...

Excellent wine blog
Happy thirsty song-writer
I'll keep reading on


Just added a link to your page along with my tribute haiku...

KL said...

Hi! I have selected you as 'quote of the week' on my blog. You used the word 'sublime'...and out of all the other bloggers that used that word, your words were chosen. Therefore, you have the honor of choosing the word that next weeks winner must use. I would love for you to participate.

If you would like, please go to my blog and to the "Quote of the Week #6" post and give your word for next week in the comments.

Thanks again!

yuenling said...

hi there,is anybody too young to enjoy good wine?

The Lone Beader said...

Egglant parmesan
With two meatballs on the side
Thirsty for red wine:)

Anonymous said...

it's a great post.
Bodegas de vino

Anonymous said...

Post very usefull, Saludos
Bodegas de vino

mikethewineo said...

I would love to link to your site if you add a lnk to mine. http://www.cheapwinelist.com
e-mail cheapwinelist@triad.rr.com

Jarcened said...

Wow! Long list of fascinating stuffs. One interests me the most is this:

26)Domaine De La Solitude (Rhone, France) 2000 Minty pepper ghost.

I could drink this every day
And never get bored. I wish I could bought one of that again, its my last missing component for my sweet romantic dream date from webdate_dot_com. Anyway, nice blog.

David Naylor said...


Calamar said...

Muy bueno. Esperamos más posts ;-)



Yzerfontein said...

Blood-red wine...just watch out for the mechanically harvested chameleons.

Anonymous said...

Love your commentaries, Lane. Posted you among only a couple links at spiritofwine on blogspot.

farley said...

Just wrote a post about this and thought I'd share since you were in it. I'm a wine writer who avoids writing wine reviews, a poet who skips over the haiku.

Tasting notes scare me
due to my humble palate.
Haikus give me hope.

Zac Merchandise said...

moved by the 2003 Mora Negra by Finca Las Moras in Argentina to write my first Haiku on a cold Friday night in Glasgow ...

pure and violet tinged
a purple temple is made
until drunkeness.

Alcohol Insights said...

With the multitude of alcohol-related horror stories in the news these days it seems to me that you and other wine lovers (and wine tasters) need to get your message out to more people. Let people know that drinking wine in moderation has been shown to have many health benefits. Spread the news about the fun and good times you have experienced with wine drinking and wine tasting :-)

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sansakana - peter said...

A fresh glass of zin
She walks by in a red dress
My senses explode

So glad to find another wine haiku site! Our young winery, San Sakana Cellars, has a wine haiku section dedicated to the interplay of wine and life, love, lust, and food! I love your haiku and would love to cross link if we can -- please visit us at http://www.sansakana.com/category/haiku

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Hi, loved your haiku for Rock Rabbit Syrah 2003 - I quoted it in my writeup. It's one of the nicest inexpensive Syrahs I've tried lately.


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So how do I shoot you an email to get on your haiku mailing list? I looked for a link...never saw one. I actually mentioned to Alder that haikus would be great for wine blogging Wednesday. Then, I discovered your site.

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don't know wine that well
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jim said...

I too, Haiku.


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Lots of red wine haikus, I can't make a unique one. lol!

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Very nice article, Thanks for sharing.

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Anonymous said...

Beautiful collection of haikus. I just finished my compilation of haiku anthology in 2007. Regards from Malaysia.

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Christopher Watkins said...

Totally brilliant, I love it! I've been posting about Ancient Chinese and Japanese poetry that references wine (Li Po, Han Shan, Issa, Sung P'o, etc.) on our blog, and was fishing around for wine-themed Haiku when I stumbled across your blog. Again, I love it! I'm going to add this to our blogroll, and mention it in a post as well. Kudos!


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I love this haiku and red wine!!
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So truthfully commical. I love your ability to put a poetic spin on wine tasting.

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There is a pleasure in READING about dry red wine, especially old ones, even if the reader will never actually taste the subject of a column. Keep writing about interesting things, please.

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So many of these are beautifully written, Lane. This just gave me one more reason to admire your many talents. Okay, not just one, more like several hundred. ~ Michael Dill